~ God Blessed Texas ~
By Little Texas
I've seen a lot of places
I've been around the
world
I've seen some pretty
faces
Been with some beautiful
girls
After all I've witnessed
One thing still amazes
me
Just like a miracle,
you have to see to believe
'Cause God blessed Texas
With his own hand
Brought down angels from
the promised land
He gave 'em a place where
they could dance
If you want to see Heaven,
brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread
the message
God blessed Texas
First he let the sun shine
Then He made the waters
deep
Then He gave us moonlight
For all the world to
see
Well everybody knows
that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest then on
the very next day
'Cause God blessed Texas
With his own hand
Brought down angels from
the promised land
He gave 'em a place where
they could dance
If you want to see Heaven,
brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread
the message
God blessed Texas
'Cause God blessed Texas
With his own hand
Brought down angels from
the promised land
He gave 'em a place where
they could dance
If you want to see Heaven,
brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread
the message
God blessed Texas
Well, I've been sent to
spread the message
God blessed Texas
I've been sent to spread
the message mmmmmm...
God blessed Texas
-Texas Tawkin'-
HEIDI- noun. Greeting.
AH = "I"
HIRE YEW
- Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage:
"Heidi, hire yew?"
BARD - verb.
Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage:
"My brother bard my pickup truck."
JAWJUH -
noun. The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.
Usage:
"My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck."
BAMMER -
noun. The state west of Jawjuh. Capitol is Berminhayum.
Usage:
"A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in improvements."
MUNTS -
noun. A calendar division.
Usage:
"My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck,
and I ain't
head from him in munts."
THANK -
verb. Ability to cognitively process.
Usage:
"Ah thank ah'll go over yonder and git me ah bare."
BARE - noun.
An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast.
Usage:
"Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
IGNERT -
adjective. Not smart. See "Arkansas native."
Usage:
"Them Bammer boys sure are ignert!"
RANCH -
noun. A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage:
"I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck
my brother
from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL - noun.
A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage:
"I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR - noun.
A conflagration.
Usage:
"If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck,
that thing's
gonna catch far."
TAR - noun.
A rubber wheel.
Usage:
"Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh
don't git
a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE - noun.
A tall monument.
Usage:
"Lord willin' and the creek don't rise,
I sure
do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
RETARD -
verb. To stop working.
Usage:
"My grampaw retard at age 65."
FAT - noun,
verb.
1. A battle
or combat.
2. To engage
in battle or combat.
Usage:
"You younguns keep fat'n' n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."
RATS - noun.
Entitled power or privilege.
Usage:
"We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
FARN - adjective.
Not local.
Usage:
"I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed
...mus'
be from some farn country."
DID - adjective.
Not alive.
Usage:
"He's did, Jim."
EAR - noun.
A colorless, odorless gas: Oxygen.
Usage:
"He cain't breathe...give 'im some ear!"
BOB WAR
- noun. A sharp, twisted cable.<
Usage:
"Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
JEW HERE
- noun and verb contraction.
Usage:
"Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh
got a job
with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
HAZE - a
contraction.
Usage:
"Is Bubba smart?" "Nah...haze ignert.
He ain't
thanked but a minnit 'n 'is laf."
SEED - verb, past tense of "to see."
VIEW - contraction:
verb and pronoun.
Usage:
"I ain't never seed New York, view?
-My personal favorite-
"I'm fixin' to" -adj. "about to do something"-
"I'm fixin' to go down yonder and git me somethin' to drank"
SoIo and Lexi's Texas Word
"ASKEERT" = "scared"
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